Live Poll: The Most Likeable Wuss

Done.

I've made the changes. To make it sound more official, I picked the term "Oxford Dictionaries".Thank you for pointing out, Ruby. I just won't change it here in the forum, because of the known site-troubles. ;)

Just for fun, look at this on youtube:

Budweiser Bud Whassup / Wassup / Wazzup Commercials: The Ultimate Collection (1999–2018)

Wuss-up!

I  watched it: how funny. I especially like the Simpsons at the end and the fruit in the middle, lol. The fruit really intrigued me because at first it's just straight-on funny but then it turns and becomes this Lynchian blend of the macabre and surreal humor. : )

And yeah, oh my gosh, I love the Muppets, too! And I did as a child, as well. To this day, "The Rainbow Connection" is one of my favorite songs. And yeah, Beaker is great. Just to look at him makes me smile. 

Corrected all, except "Bit - ..." because in all cases I wrote the name and then added the text with a hyphen. I wouldn't make it in another way at the Bit's-option to keep continuity. Or is that completely wrong by grammar?

Breu, #6 could perhaps be simplified. It's hard to know what you mean by "Traumatized beholder of empirical correctness."

I've changed it to a better description.

The description for #6 is much better and completely clear now. 

Oh, about the hyphen: I agree that it's important to keep it consistent. I'm sorry that I hadn't noticed that every caption used hyphens. To answer your question, it's not an issue of grammar as much as conventions of style. Formally, hyphens are used for other things and colons or em dashes would be correct. However, that rule is not widely known or used among native English speakers so it really depends on how correct you want to be. I would completely understand if you wouldn't want to go back and redo each option and I think it would be fine to leave it as it is. Most people wouldn't even notice. 

I think I understand. A colon would have been more correct. I'll redo that.

Redone. 3 minutes. No prob! 

Thank you, Ruby. Sadly the vote-stuffers are back. That will make the results incorrect.

Tried to change the Intro above. Look what it looks like. Sad, sad, sad.

Sad, indeed, on both counts. On the upside, I can cheer myself up by looking at the picture of Beaker, lol.