LIVE POLL: Scary Towns of Maine

Your job is forcing you to relocate to one of its nine locations in the northeastern state of Maine. The deadlier the town? The greater the salary/benefits package, the bigger the company housing they'll provide, and the nicer the company car for you to use.

Which of these fictional towns set in the state of Maine would you move to?

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dan_dassow

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5 years ago

Tsar,

I would most likely avoid Cabot Cove, Maine. Cabot Cove appears to have a very high per capita death rate. But if I did decide to move to Cabot Cove, I would do my best to avoid Jessica Fletcher. There is a high correlation between meeting her and dying.

I would most likely move to Storybrooke, Maine, if that were possible. I would look forward to apple pie from Granny's Diner.

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MyCatDuffyTookMyLaptop

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5 years ago

Only sensible option is Storybrooke, because everywhere else people die like every minute. xD

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jeorj_euler

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True that, but Storybrooke contains gateways to the realm containing the Enchanted Forest, in which the average modern Western bloc citizen would not stand a chance. Still, the cool thing about Storybrooke is that there were so many villains and antiheroes present who would not hurt anybody unless that person crossed them. In other words, hardly any predators (like It) would run amok unchecked. To the best of my recollection, Greg (Ethan Embry) and Tamara (Sonequa Martin-Green) practically had a field day in Storybrooke, for a time. Had they not been so conniving, they probably would have lived longer.

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dan_dassow

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Congratulations, Tsar!

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Tsarstepan

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Thanks Dan.

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jeorj_euler

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(Those children in Pet Sematary remind me of the children [of Shawshank inmates] in one of the episodes of the first season of Castle Rock.)

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Tsarstepan

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Soon enough, tourism will return to the great (safe) state of Maine.

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