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Poll Suggestion: Things You Would Never say to Your Superior

Intro:

Let's make some fun on those fictional subordinates and superiors, which one of those parts did not necessarily appear in the movies.

Which of these lines is the funniest?

Discuss here.

Suggestions:

Suggestions like in the description mentioned and like in the examples. I had some polls in the same kind before, you can search for them here in the forum by using the term: "Things You Would Never Say to". Please not The Imperator or Darth Vader, which were done in one of the former polls, except you got a complete other idea of what to not say to them.

List: https://www.imdb.com/list/ls093194894/

Poll: TBD

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1 year ago

To Gordon Gekko: "Let's make a donation to the Orphans International Worldwide"

(pause)

"... just kidding"

To any early Bond villain "Isn't that killing device a little too elaborate, he'll have all the time to figure a way to escape... how about just a bullet in the head?"

"Good idea" (shoots the henchman in the head)

To Mr. Burns "Sir, we can make nuclear-generated electricity save the atmosphere and fight the climate change, it will only cost..."

"Release the hounds" 

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@ElMaruecan82​ 

Thank you Elmo.

I've put Gekko and Burns on the list, also it's clear that Mr. Burns already is in the nuklear power business. Because of the line with the hounds. Alternative, it would only be ", ... it only costs ...".

With the Bond villains I'm unsure which one to take. The most popular is Goldfinger, but his device was not only to kill Bond, but also contaminate all gold reserves in Fort Knox with nuklear rays. Generally I appreciate the Bond-villain-idea, so I'll put it on the list. Maybe you have a better example with image?

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@ElMaruecan82​ 

I really laughed hard by the suggestion of Burns to spend money for doing good ... and the hounds.. Great idea!

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1 year ago

I guess this one would be a good opening for the Halloween season, or afterwards. ;)