LIVE POLL: Cryptic Things to Say About a Horror Classic (Halloween Special)

A good horror film isn't just about a good villain, a good score, or a good set-up, sometimes a good title can bring enough attention and allow the viewer to see if the film lives up to the titular premise.

And there's something about horror titles that makes them 'poetically' blend with casual, everyday sentences, suddenly filling them with obscure or double meanings that might elicit a few chuckles especially when used out of context.

Which of these humorously cryptic sentences about horror classics is your favorite?

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PS: if there are other Halloween suggestions booked for tomorrow, this one can wait for the next year, no hurry...