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Face-Off: 80s Cops as Classical Greek/Roman Sculptures
Hello, poll forum, another idea for your consideration, feedback welcome, thank you.
Who do you consider the fittest 80s cop that could perfectly function as a model to a Greek/Roman classical statue?
Are you team Danko, are you team Cash, are you team Tango, or are you team Riggs?
Statue 1 Movie: Red Heat (1988) Captain Ivan Danko (at around 2 mins)
Statue 2 Movie: Tango & Cash (1989) Lieutenant Gabriel "Gabe" Cash (at around 32 mins)
Statue 3 Movie: Tango & Cash (1989) Lieutenant Raymond "Ray" Tango (at around 32 mins)
Statue 4 Movie: Lethal Weapon (1987) Sergeant Martin Riggs (at around 6 mins 35 seconds)
Statue 5 Movie: Road House (1989) None of them — professional "cooler" (bouncer) James Dalton (at around 31 mins)
For an uncropped view of the images see the slides here.






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5 years ago
mariojacobs,
Try to keep your polls PG-13. It's probably not a good idea to suggest polls that you would not want your teenage children or your parents to see.
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