Smartarse contributor making up titles for yet another BBC series.

Someone has made up what they seem to think are clever episode titles for Ru Paul's Drag Race UK, but the titles given by the BBC are episode 1, episode 2, etc. So they need correcting and it'll take you a couple of minutes as opposed to the hour it'll take me, after which you'll have to check and them change anyway. I can't get the link for the page because it automatically takes me to the iplayer app instead of the website, and I'm not deleting and reinstalling apps for this.